Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Kansas-check, Iowa-underway

The day was February 7. A lot of planning had been put into the evening's event: The Young Adult Celebration (an EMM alumni/young adult event celebrating what God had done through short term missions). There was food, booths, displays, etc. and by the time the evening was over, the cleanup was pretty much finished, and we had separated things by where they had to be taken/returned, it was finally time to rest and recooperate from the somewhat stressful day. Well, it felt like it was time to...just one problem. It was actually time to drive back to HDC, unpack the van, pack a different one...and drive to Kansas. So by midnight, we finally pulled out of the back gate at HDC.

19 hours later, marked by seeing the homes of the Indianapolis Colts, St. Louis Cardinals and Rams, and Kansas City Chiefs and Royals (Given Audrey's enthusiastic out-of-the-window tactics, she probably would have mentioned the St. Louis arch before any of these), we pulled into Hesston, Kansas. We stayed with Erica's great aunt and uncle who's back yard is basically the Hesston College campus.

So the next few days were spent doing various recruiting activites at Bethel College and Hesston College that included doing chapel at Hesston, manning our booth, and inviting students to a local resterant for free cheesy fries (never have I tasted anything like them) to connect with them and answer any questions they had about any of our programs, etc.

We also did some non-recruiting activites such as visiting with our former volunteer staff member Ryan Yoder (this visit included riding his friend's old jeep and four wheeler, well, before Jacki killed it), revisiting some of my fondest childhood memories in a 400 page book of Curious George, getting camera happy at a nature reserve in Hutchinson (maybe I'll post some pictures when we get back), and playing Settlers of Catan, to name a few.

Sunday we split up and did presentations at three different churches.

Monday we were back in the van all day driving to Iowa. We stopped at IHOP (IHOPrayer, as it should be called. Why, why, why would anyone even consider this name when the pancakes place already exists? This has been baffling me for quite a while. It's not as if "International House of ---" is such a common way of phrasing things in the English language that they couldn't refrain from rewording it a little bit. Does something like "House of Prayer" or "International House of Prayer and Exaltation" or "The Prayer Center" sound so bad? And I made those up on the spot! Surely someone could come up with something better with a little time and thought. Here I try to remind myself that not everyone cares as much as I do if something makes absolutely no logical sense. Some people just don't notice things like that, though how they don't is beyond me. Either that or they thought it would be incredibly clever to spoof International House of Pancakes. Um...as every child should be taught, 1 level of cleverness does not justify 5 levels of confusion. Okay, maybe that shouldn't be our educational system's priority. But it's probably not bad advice for anyone getting ready to name a business/organiztion/etc. Just make up your own name. It's better that way. It really is. Unless your marketing to people who don't think like me. Which is lots and lots of people. Okay, your call on that one. I think I'll stop ranting now, after I throw in the disclaimer that maybe IHOPrayer existed before IHOPancakes? I don't think this is the case, but if so, the last paragraph is simply a bunch of uniformed nonsense). We also saw at least 33 deer in Iowa. And an infinite number of cows.

So now we're getting ready for chapel at Iowa Mennonite School tomorrow morning unless the weather forcasters earn their paycheck and the snow they're calling for cancels school. So, you might never hear me say this ever, ever again, I'm hoping someone get's paid tomorrow for botching their job.

-Ben

Monday, February 2, 2009

SuperBowl XLIII

Another football season has concluded, and for the second year in a row, it did so with a great game. It's fun to think back to last year when I watched the game on a bright sunny Monday morning (thanks to the 13 hour time difference) over eggs and bacon. This year, the game was back to it's normal Sunday night slot, and with plenty to talk about (game related, and otherwise), it's time to hand out some awards:

Favorite John Madden Quote: From the moment I heard that John Madden was broadcasting the game, I couldn't wait to see what kind of dumb or obvious things would come out of his mouth. It didn't take him long. "Steve Breaston is the Cardinal's third receiver, so when he's on the field, you know the Cardinals are going with three receivers."

Most undervalued play of the game: On a 3rd and 10, Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger drops back, scrambles left, turns back to the right, scrambles through traffic, keeps his feet as his legs get hit, spins back to the right and finds Heath Miller for the first down. The play prevented a punt and the possession ended up in the end zone.

Lame play of the game: I can remember the Cardinals facing at least two 3rd and very long plays in which they tried little underneath passes that, barring a miracle, had no shot at gaining more than five yards. Both plays were in the middle of the field, so five yards wasn't going to help with field position, so would it have been unreasonable to toss one up to Larry Fitzgerald who has spent the entire postseason flat out outjumping double coverage? Yes, I know. I'm just a fan watching on TV. I don't know what the coverage on Larry looked like. But I can't imagine why they wouldn't have called a play that set up a jump ball that allows Larry to jump higher than everyone else, like he always does. If it doesn't work, it doesn't work. Or you can throw it to Edgerine James, hope he pulls a houdini to get out of heavy pursuit from Troy Palamalu and then manages to make three more defenders miss.

Great play of the game: With under three minutes, Larry Fitzgerald takes a short route across the middle and turns up field untouched for a 64 yard touchdown, giving the Cardinals a three point lead and leaving every Arizona fan with two thoughts:
1)YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH
2)Oh no oh no, the Steelers still have 2:50, oh no oh no oh no oh no no no no no no...

2nd favorite Madden quote: After James Harrison intercepts a Kurt Warner pass at the goal line and runs 100 yards for the score, the play is being reviewed to see whether his knee was down before he crossed the goal line. Madden says, "When a guy makes a play like that, and runs like that, they should give him the touchdown." If there was ever a sport where style points mean nothing it's football. Even coach Tomlin knew this (in his post game speach he mentioned something about Steelers football not being pretty, you can throw away style points) and he is the youngest coach to coach in a Super Bowl. Yet an age old coach from the old days that you hear all the old players saying was so much tougher, yada yada yada, would judge a huge, close call by effort. I feel the last few drops of my respect dripping from John Madden's barrel.

Worst broadcast design: Through out the game, you can check the score and current situations on NBC's bar at the bottom of the screen. There is one section, that at the beginning of the play would show the down and distance, and after the play would spin around to say "SuperBowl 43." This is also the place where the yellow "flag" inticator would pop up when there was a penalty on the play.

Some genius from NBC decided that the side of the bar, as it spun from down and distance to "Super Bowl 43" should say "NBC-something unintelligible." The point? I still don't know. It spun so fast all I could catch was "NBC." The part where common sense clearly failed the designer however, was that they decided to make the "NBC-something" the color YELLOW. At what point they thought it would be a good idea to flash something yellow in the spot where a viewer is looking for a penalty flag indicator is beyond me. I don't know how many times a play was run and I thought "Oh, nice play, shoot, there's a penalty, oops never mind." This probably goes down as one of the single most confusing gadgets to a NFL broadcast I've ever seen (second to missed placed and crooked first down lines).

Redundancy second only to Madden: It's not just the Super Bowl refs, but I just noticed it last night. When a touchdown catch is being reviewed. One hundred percent of the time (since the push out rule has gone the way of the dinosaur), the two aspects being looked at are 1)did he get two feet down, and 2) did he have possession. So why is it, that when a play that was ruled a touchdown, gets reviewed and is upheld as a touchdown, does the referee say anything more than, "After review, touchdown!" If the ruling is a touchdown, we know that 1) he had two feet down, and 2) he had possession. So why mumble through all the "After review, the receiver maintained possession, and got two feet down inbounds, touchdown!" They might as well say, "After review, the receiver had a white jersey...the jersey was white, touchdown!" (As for the argument that not everyone watching the Super Bowl knows as much about football as I do, the ref's job isn't to cater to the half interested people across the nation. That's what other people at parties are for. If there's no one at the party that understands the two feet down with possession rule, they probably don't care anyway.)

Best random stat: The NFC team in the Superbowl has won the coin toss 12 straight years. The irony of it is, that, before this year, winning the coin toss was basically losing it, because most teams would prefer to get the ball first in the second half, but before the ability to differ was placed into the rulebook this year, they were forced to take the ball first.

Do you really think he wants to talk to you? moment: After the huge play at the end of the first half where the Cardinals went from looking like they were about to at least tie the game, to being down 10 points at half time, one of the on the field reports decided to talk to Cardinals head coach Ken Wisenhunt as he left the field. Do you really think he's thinking about anything other than what he's going to tell the team in the locker room?

Best postgame comment: When Santonio Holmes was asked what he thought when Fitzgerald ran past the defense to give the Cardinals the lead, he said something to the tune of, "You know I got pretty discouraged, but I really had faith in our defense to get us the ball back." I wish I could do a national survey of both football fans and non fans, but I betcha a pretty high percentage of people, no matter how little they know about football, understand the concept of, "When one team scores, the other team gets the ball." Santonio, it's great you have faith in your defense, but you were about to get the ball anyway.

3rd worst politics to sports crossover in history: Of all the people Steelers owner Dan Rooney could have thanked for their support, why president Barack Obama was the first, I still can't wrap my mind around. As for the other worst politics to sports crossovers:
2nd place: Ed Rendell suggesting (a couple years ago) that if the Eagles met the Steelers in the big game, it should be moved to Beaver Stadium (Penn State) and only PA license plates were allowed. There's one guy who doesn't understand economics.
1st place: During John Kerry's campain, he spoke to a crowd in Ohio and proclaimed "I have been a Buckeye's fan all of my life" leading to cheers. A couple days later, he was speaking to a crowd in Michigan (big college football rivals), but he forgot he had switched states and proclaimed "I have been a Buckeyes fan all of my life!" leading to boos.

Worst call of the game: Ben Roethlisberger dropped back IN THE POCKET, pressure came and he started dancing around IN THE POCKET, before finally throwing the ball FROM IN THE POCKET out of bounds. Clearly, intentional grounding. Fortunately, the men in stripes threw a flag...for roughing the passer, which in my mind, there was no extra effort made towards the QB after he threw the ball. The push down might have been a bit excessive, but QB's don't get hurt from getting pushed down, they get hurt from getting slammed down. There was really no need at all for a flag. Well there was, just for a different one.

Most irrelevant Personal Foul ever: During a Cardinals punt late in the game in which they were able to pin the Steelers at their own one yard line. Steeler James Harrison got flagged for a, to be quite honest, boneheaded unnecessary roughness penalty. Under normal circumstances, it would have been 15 yards from the end of the play. However, the ball was on the one yard line, so they resorted to "half the distance to the goal." So it resulted in a 2 foot personal foul. What I don't understand, is, because the ball was already punted, the Steelers maintained possession. However, earlier in the game, when a Cardinal ran into the holder for a field goal, after the ball was kicked, the result was "1st down Steelers."

Now, I never like to see possessions extended by a penalty when the team is kicking (either punt or fieldgoal), so in most cases, I'm perfectly happy to see 15 yards taken off the end of the play. But for special circumstances, there has to be more of a penalization for a personal foul than 2 feet. For false starts, or off sides, I'm fine with "half the distance" whatever it may be. Those penalties are simply mistakes. But personal fouls are just that. Fouls. Perhaps they could tack on a five play suspention for the player or something like that.

There were plenty of other calls that I could discuss, such as another non intentional grounding call during the same drive (perhaps the right call by the rule book, I don't know, but just because he left the pocket before coming back into the pocket doesn't mean he wasn't in the pocket), and the holding call that resulted in a safety. Again probably the right call by the books, but I didn't see it as having any effect on the play.

Okay. This was quite long. Thanks to the Steelers and Cardinals for a great game. Thanks to the Eagles for another season of...er...consistency.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Upcoming Recruiting Trip

Just a quick update as to what our main focus has been (besides pinching myself to see if I'm dreaming or if the Eagles are really still alive this far into the playoffs). We've been doing a lot of planning for our Kansas and Iowa Recruiting Trip (KIRT. Hey, we're Mennonites, we have to have an acronym). We'll leave for Kansas the evening of February 7, head up to Iowa February 16, and be back at HDC February 23. A few of the things we'll be doing are: Setting up booths and doing presentations/chapel at colleges including Hesston, Bethel, and maybe another, doing chapel Iowa Mennonite School, and visiting churches and youth groups. We've been working on planning the many aspects of KIRT. The main thing I've been doing is co writing a skit to perform and is a spoof off of the MAC/PC commercials. It basically contrasts a sterotypical missionary with a more realistic (dare I say "normal?") missionary.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Who says nature can't dazzle in the city?

(this is from December, I only now got around to posting it)

Friday, December 19, 2008

The first "semester" as an HDC staffer has come to a close. Christmas break is here and each of us will go home for a few weeks over Christmas. Ryan is now finished as a staffer after serving for over a year (He started the day before I got here last year for training). It is a lot of fun to think back over the last four months, remembering some of the many things that have happened. Thanks for your prayers during this time.

After break, things will look a lot different. A lot of time and effort will be going towards two recruiting trips that are being planned currently. They would be about two weeks long, and at this point we are looking at going to Kansas and Iowa one one trip and Indiana and Ohio on the other (the second is less certain). We would be going to a few colleges and a churches where we have some contacts to recruit people for staff positions, team leaders, YES participants, and other EMM missions related programs. Details other than these are still being worked out, but it has given us as staff a sense of direction for the winter months.

I will also be volunteering at Center For Champions (an after school program) two days a week after Christmas break. This is the same place that I did community outreach during my training last year.

So that's a bit about what we will be doing over the winter months (since I've been asked a lot). Hopefully it gives you a better idea of what will be going on here.

Friday, December 5, 2008

The End

Well, since last time I posted, a lot of things have happened. We wrapped up the final few weeks of training, which offered a great chance to look back and see how far people had come from when they got here. God has done some amazing things here over the last few months, and it has been great to be a part of it. On the last day of training, we had a short wrap up session, using an old Gambian tradition. The tradition is that when you leave you village, you tear off a piece of clothing and hang it on a tree at the entrance to the community. The trees are a measure of the health and vibrancy of the village, because it has people coming and going (an empty tree would indicate that those in the village are old or sick). So we put up a tree branch in the back of the session room and had each participant make a little something that represents themselves to hang there until they return. It will be a good reminder to those of us who stay here to pray for those who have gone.

As of yesterday, we have said goodbye to five of the teams and sent them on their way. The Guatemala team will leave tomorrow, and the China team on Sunday. As the teams left one (or two) at a time and we said goodbye, it took me back to a year ago. The same atmosphere, the same excitement, the same sadness. Change. A large group of people that you had spent almost every day of the last three months with breaking up and spreading out across the globe, everyone awaiting completely different experiences and completely different challenges. I begin to realize that what we've had the past three months will never happen again. Yes, they will be here for re-entry, but it will only be half of them, and even more so, everyone will have changed, molded by their experiences. It will be great, but it will be different. So I have to remind myself that as much as I wish everyone was back to eat a meal in the crowded dining room, to have one more game of flag football, and to crack HDC jokes with, it's time to move on. Yes, to remember and celebrate the past few months, but not to dwell on them and wish things were the way they were then.
Things will certainly be different without a training here. Our roles will change a bit, we will be stretched in different ways, and we will get to do new things. I don't know what that will look like, but I look forward to a change.

Monday, December 1, 2008

quick note

Just making note that to the left, I have added links to the team blogs from this fall's training. There are a few that havn't started one yet, but I'll put them up as soon as I get them.

I know, I'm long overdue for an update. I don't like breaking promises, so I won't promise, but I will try hard to have one by the end of the week.